Friday, December 18, 2009

Tofurkey For Who???

This morning, we were discussing the weirdness that is Italian food on holidays such as Thanksgiving and Christmas. I don't know the reason, but I don't really care to. All I know is that I like turkey and I like ham. Screw anyone who doesn't. But this brought up the topic of Tofurkey. Haawhatttt??? Yes, you read correctly. This is a specimen of sometimes turkey shaped tofu. You vegans are some crazy mo fos for thinking this one up. In lieu of giving you all the ability to understand exactly what tofurky is, here's some images that may make you want to lose your breakfast...



 

 

 

Gross...just...gross.

2 comments:

  1. I would try it just to try it. I would not like it Sam I Am. That last picture though. Whoever made that is a culinary picasso. Does that not remind you of how they served game to King Henry the V111?

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  2. That does remind me of that, Kristen. Except, I'm sure he would have had the head of anyone that would have tried to serve him fake meat...the bastards. P.S. If you ever try to feed me something like that, the consequences will be severe.

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